‘Oi Manuel, fried egg and chips please’ | The Fiver | Barry Glendenning
Click right here to have the Fiver sent to your inbox each and every weekday at 5pm, or if your normal duplicate has stopped arriving IF YOU Can’t Beat THEM … Even even though Gareth Bale hails from Cardiff, a jingoistic proportion of the English press pack seem mystified, somewhat annoyed even, by the wing-wizard’s apparent contentment with his Welshness. It truly perplexes them that a footballer may prefer to win …

Dwell – Champions League
Wayne Rooney scores the winner as Manchester United edge out Chelsea in the first leg of their Champions League quarter-ultimate, with Barcelona thrashing Shakhtar Donetsk in Wednesday’s other very last-eight tie.

United shock as Rooney faces two-game FA ban
Manchester United ended up astonished to learn final evening that Wayne Rooney is set to miss next weekend’s FA Cup semi-last with Manchester Metropolis soon after becoming hit with a Football Association cost about the verbal abuse he delivered into a television digital camera throughout Saturday’s hat-trick celebration at West Ham United.